Raven Starts Raving

I have started this blog because one of my lovers thinks I have something to say. In truth I always have a lot to say.

I am an admitted control freak which my therapist calls hyper-vigilance. I'm not a" I need to have everything perfect" control freak. I envy those people because their houses are clean as can be. I wish I had the control freak clean house gene, but I do not.

First thing you should know about me is that I have embraced my ADD(Attention Deficit Disorder). What does that mean to you the reader? Well, if you have any hope of appreciating my quirky sense of self than it's only fair to arm you with the tools needed. For example ,you and I are having a conversation and I see a gigantic bird fly between two poles. My brain becomes distracted marveling about how BIG that bird is. Or possibly I was simply fucking bored with the conversation and the bird really was as big as Mothra.

Next, I'll tell you what I always tell potential employees during the interview process, I swear. A lot. I then tell them if they have delicate ears this might not be the job for them. I never swear at people( in the car doesn't count). So if the word FUCK offends you or any of it's relatives such a fucking, fucker, fucking assholes, dumb fuck, stupid fuck, cluster fuck or my current favorite Jesus Fuck ,this blog probably isn't for you. I think I will do post in the future all about swearing.

I think that's all the blogging energy I have at the moment. So until we meet again remember If it walks like a duck, quacks like duck , it's probably a fucking duck.